• Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

• Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type!

• Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.

• Wanna put me on today's to-do list?

• I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

• hey i follow you. I dont have social media.

• You seem to have dropped something there... Oh its your standards! Can I buy you a drink?

• Are you a toaster cuz I wanna take a bath with you

• Nice pants Can I test the zipper?

• I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it? I’ll give you a hint. I’m texting him right now.

• I want to taste me on your fingers.

• Are you looking for a STUD? Because I already have the STD, all I need is U.

• Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.

• My tongue can do a better job of teasing you than my words can.

• It’s not that I’m horny all the time It’s just that you’re always sexy.

• You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.